10 Headcanons Meme
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castle_perrault_oocthis again! it's been ages and there's plenty of new ppl, so!
- For every character you feel like throwing at this meme, post ten headcanons you have about them.
- Headcanons can be big ("Here is the backstory we never got in-canon") or small ("He likes jellybeans")
- Go around asking others questions, if you feel like it. ("What kind of jellybeans does he like best?")
- ~Learn things~
(and here are links to some old ones if you want inspo!)
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Date: 2017-11-08 09:27 pm (UTC)♥ they're ticklish on most of their body.
♥ they did not hug toriel back when they left the RUINS in either of their runs.
♥ not a fan of alcohol! even less of a fan of drunk driving!!! they lost their birth dad that way. (he was the one who was drinking, but they don't know that.)
♥ they were absolutely a free range child, even before they were abandoned. they made good time going through the underground partially because of that.
♥ barely spoke from ages 4 to 7. they never felt listened to, so what was the point? they got a tiny bit of teaching for sign when their mama felt up to the effort, as well as looking at a bit of it online at the library.
♥ a wish that they've never told her: they'd love to ride on judgement's back and fly over the castle, both just to fly and to see how it looks with how she warps everything. they don't want to scare anybody though, and it would probably hurt, so. not going to ask.
♥ their making friends with undyne was the first time they had tea.
♥ they they nap wherever they find a comfy spot, especially in the gardens. they do have a bedroom, but it's well-hidden and they wouldn't tell anyone where it is or show it unless it was an absolute emergency.
♥ they have no LOVE in the castle, of course, but their growing frustration about everything that goes wrong in it would give them a greater damage output than normal if they ever got into a FIGHT with a monster.
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Date: 2017-11-08 09:50 pm (UTC)i would gladly let frisk lecture me on the difference between insects and bugs. god bless
tw suicide/death i guess?
Date: 2017-11-08 09:58 pm (UTC)"Bugs're the ones with the stabby mouths that drink things, that's all!"
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Date: 2017-11-08 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 12:00 am (UTC)hilariousterrible and "no. wasps."eyes emoji
Date: 2017-11-08 09:46 pm (UTC)> that said, guardian's had other titles before. "the cartographer" and "the annalist" before the events of their canon :U
> drifter culture's got a lot of modesty and anonymity hangups. tl;dr, if they take their helmet off around you there's a lot of trust there!
> they like listening to people talk. in the castle especially, they like hearing about other people's worlds and strange stuff they can do! it means guardian doesn't have to talk so much and also they get to Learn Things
> because of their sensitivity to judgement mindfuckery, they've got some uhhhh unreality issues but its fine
> when in a fight they prefer using guns cuz it means moving less. pew pew
> they have a soft spot for murder-mystery novels
> guardian has some mild night blindness. catch them stumbling around dark rooms :')
that's all i can think of for now \o/
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Date: 2017-11-08 09:53 pm (UTC)> they have a soft spot for murder-mystery novels
guessin that means reading, but do/would they write 'em too?
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Date: 2017-11-09 12:24 am (UTC)oh my god they totally would. i think they probably have a few they've started but never finished. inb4 "thread where you stumble upon guardian's half written mystery novel" /J
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Date: 2017-11-09 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-08 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-08 10:48 pm (UTC)💀 He loves him some marshmallows, they're right up there with coffee. Sometimes he used to tell people skeleton monsters were made of compressed marshmallow.
💀 Since he's just a sludgepile trying to mold himself how he used to look: he's literally naked 99% of the time. The clothes are just an illusion.
💀 Conditions in the underground were not so great when he was born, some two centuries before the game, and his parents weren't in the best of health. That's why he has a wonky eye(socket).
💀 The scrambled voice is just a skeleton thing that pops up occasionally. His parents told him that a distant ancestor of his could only speak coherently in front of a mirror.
💀 He writes in shorthand purely because it's faster.
💀 Asgore and Toriel were the ones who helped him learn to speak by trial and error. It was miserable.
💀 It wasn't entirely his idea to become the royal scientist either, he just wanted his ideas used and the CORE built.
💀 He probably wouldn't have made SCIENCE BABYBONES if he weren't the last living skeleton...
💀 But hey, he's glad he did that and glad he became 'the' royal scientist anyway.
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Date: 2017-11-08 11:22 pm (UTC)what a NERD and i am imagining him having fun w/ asgore getting a bunch stuck in his beard
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Date: 2017-11-08 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-11-08 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 12:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 12:16 am (UTC)hold him he's soft like...... marshmallow.......
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Date: 2017-11-09 12:33 am (UTC)guardian volunteers! soft holding soft............double the marshmallow power
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Date: 2017-11-09 12:35 am (UTC)Gaster reads it and rereads it, squinting, trying to figure out what the fuck
did the castle just make him catch teh ghey
also yes he needs a hug he's had like ONE HUG IN MY RP HISTORY
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Date: 2017-11-09 02:32 am (UTC)☾ she grew up on stories of all the awful things Team Rocket did, so Team Skull's incompetence never intimidated her.
☾ moon was never quite made fun of for her name, but nobody thought it was normal. it sounded foreign back in Kanto, and then a bit silly in Alola.
☾ she is incredibly gay. for Lillie especially, and she was probably her first non-celeb crush.
☾ Lillie and their shared bond with Lunala actually got her to love her name for the first time.
☾ purposely acts weird or creepy just to mess with people. her mimikyu helps out with that pretty often.
☾ generally does jump to "violence is the answer". usually, this means pokémon battles.
☾ an incredibly big eater. despite this, not so much of a malasalda person! she tends to pass any extra she gets to hau.
☾ she wrestles with her Incineroar. gao could obviously destroy every bone in her body or burn her to a crisp, but in their 'matches' he lets her win half the time.
☾ not-so-behind her back, moon's been called her friends' "attack 'Roc" as an insult. she likes it.
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Date: 2017-11-14 12:33 am (UTC)🐉 His canon meshes well with Undertale in that his LV is 76, which makes perfect sense for someone who razed entire cities, even if he didn't do it directly with his own hand. He's still to blame and so he has lots of love!
🐉 On that note, his soul is probably seen as yellow if any Undertale characters cared to check. After all, the entire game's plot is mainly set off because he wanted Garland to pay.
🐉 Garland edited his genes retroactively once he realized Kuja couldn't be trusted, giving him something like cystic fibrosis, which has killed him at least five or six times so far in the castle.
🐉 ...because once he gets too ill, he tosses himself off the Edge, both to end the misery and spend as much time healthy as he can, and because he's very disturbed at the idea of people handling his corpse. Garland told him from day one as soon as his task (murdering nearly every known sentient being alive) was finished, Garland would yank out his soul and give his body to someone else. And that's terrible.
🐉 He can cook very well--it's not like anyone else was going to do it for him! And despite appearances, he's very good at roughing it in the wild. He hasn't always had money and the option of staying in fancy places.
🐉 All genomes were purposely designed as androgynous as possible so as to cause less issues when random souls were put into them somewhere down the line. He doesn't look exactly the same as the others because Garland added a bit of silver dragon into the mix, hence the hair/feathers, his increased height (6'3, much taller than the rest), and his deep voice. He does identify as a man, it just doesn't stop him from wearing whatever he damn well pleases.
🐉 He has a fuzzy fluffy silver tail! It's just disguised very well with a magical illusion.
🐉 He's never had a true friend. The closest he came to that was his dragon, who was loyal as anything, but not really much more intelligent than a dog. Not the same as having an actual person there for you. :(
🐉 Zidane was 'born' as a baby, Kuja was 'born' about ten physically. Garland thought that not raising Kuja from infancy was what made him so damn willful and 'flawed'. (Because god forbid someone not like the idea of being forced to KILL EVERYTHING, then having their body reused like that's some great reward.)
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Date: 2017-11-14 02:20 am (UTC)man they should cook together sometime.
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Date: 2017-11-14 02:22 am (UTC)I MISSED THIS HOW
Date: 2017-12-03 06:08 am (UTC)- if all the exp they'd ever gathered in their runs coalesced into one stat, they'd of course have much more than 20 LV.
- papyrus gets on their nerves a little, sometimes.
- on multiple occasions, they've done pacifist runs just to have good tea with asgore. it never tastes as good on neutral, and they, ofc, never get the chance on genocide.
- asgore is their favorite
- back in the underground, they tried to maintain their literacy by reading game files. yknow, just in case.
- theyve never had coffee.
- they can't cook but they know some pretty rad recipes, since their flowey liked to bake & cook.
- even before sans, they were completely willing to just straight up drink ketchup. imagine their elation when sans did the same thing
- they're afraid one day sans will finally do something about it their resets, because they know he always manages to come to the conclusion the anomaly is them.