For the Undertale monsters of the castle~

[mediadarling]

So this happened. And Mettaton is very happy about it.

So happy, in fact, that there's going to be a noticeable spike in his HP--which had previously dipped a bit below his usual due to being separated from Blooky and Alphys and his fans for so long.

Anyone who'd like to mercilessly tease him about comment on this little phenomenon in a future thread, please feel very free. :Db

Comments

[systematicsupport]

I just realized I have a character who is used to reading souls, and will probably notice this very quickly. And will probably have a lot of questions.

Wowie Mettaton are you super gay?

[mediadarling]

Excellent. And then he can ask Mom all sorts of questions.

The gayest, darling!

[dustless]

(lemme tell ya frisk will be so fuckin' gleeful if they hear about this)

[mediadarling]

(If Sans doesn't gossip about it first, Mettaton will be broadcasting this to the entire universe. Frisk is gonna hear about it.)

ENJOY YOUR NEW UNCLE! ♥

[dustless]

CONFUSED SQUINTING are u and ryoji getting married uncle metta isn't that a little fast

[trombones]

nice nice nice nice nice nice

[lightofthestars]

Thank you, Sans, for your role in enabling this to happen. Mettaton will be grumpily grateful. :P

[trombones]

LMFAO HE'S HAPPY TO HELP, MTT. CONGRATS ON YOUR BF.

also man that reminds me. even though I take my own Sans from a PSL-driven point I always forget to keep my own shit consistent?? because Sans is technically used to seeing Mettaton dating someone else. do you think it would be funny if that got brought up eventually?

like honestly Sans wouldn't even care to begin, and I def don't wanna shove ships in your face! I'm honestly just thinking about it for the humor factor

[facedanger]

AWW <3

honestly undyne's probably not even gonna notice anything unless someone comes right out and tells her (partly because she just got here and partly because she's got a massive blind spot in regards to romantic things). She'd just assume the HP spike was from doing a lot of training or something maybe?

THEY STILL GOTTA INVITE HER TO THE WEDDING THOUGH. she'll hate it but she'll need to be able to give alphys the play-by-play

[notsogrimreaper]

It was definitely training. Training to help a dumb idiot with his CRIPPLING DEPRESSION. Through make outs.

WEDDINGS HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE. Batman says Ryoji has to finish school first and since... Ryoji's only been to a month of school in his life he's got elementary, high school and university.

[facedanger]

SOUNDS TO ME like Mettaton and Undyne are training for the same thing. GENTLE SMOOCHES FOR SAD NERDS.

OMG that's a lot of school, poor ryoji. good thing we've got like... at least two teachers here?? (undyne doesn't count because she'll be no help at all w/ academics)

[buttercup_eater]

WOW, GROSS

SMELLS LIKE ROMANCE COOTIES

[notsogrimreaper]

SORRY CHARA

THE WHOLE CASTLE HAS THEM

COOTIES SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE YOU KNOW

[buttercup_eater]

KILL 'EM WITH FIRE, THEN

JUST BURN THE WHOLE CASTLE TO THE GROUND

[mediadarling]

/rubs hands ALL OVER CHARA

Now you have cooties too. >)

[buttercup_eater]

do that and they'll tear ur beautiful legs off and use them as garden trellises

Q(｀⌒´Q)

they smol but they tuff

[mettaton_rex]

Totally not consumed with envy over here. Nope. (meanwhile the mun is squeeing a little, congratulations guys :D ♥)

[notsogrimreaper]

oh my god. Ryoji might be a little flustered if he ever learned King Mettaton is jealous. He didn't know he was so irresistible!

(it's really stupid cute i'm glad it happened)

[mediadarling]

The same way Mettaton is totally not going to take a great deal of pleasure hand-holding with Ryoji and being all lovey in front of King Mettaton. Oh boys. (Yay, thank you! ♥♥♥ )

[fiery_goatmother]

Awww. ♥ Mettaton, Toriel is thrilled for you. Just no making out in front of the kids though, nobody's allowed to do that on her watch.

[notsogrimreaper]

PROTECT THE CHILDREN. Ryoji's already friends with the skelebabies and the Frisks, so he wants to protect their innocence too, don't worry Toriel.

[fiery_goatmother]

See, now she approves of you even more, Ryoji. ♥

[mediadarling]

Mettaton is thrilled for him too! :P Oh, come now, Toriel, the kids need to learn the facts of life sometime!!

[mercybutton]

Yes well, HP and other stats show up visually and Flowey will be the one to point that out to them. SO. HAVE FUN WITH SNARK FLOWER.

[notsogrimreaper]

HI SNARK FLOWER

Ryoji won’t know what the HP boost means, so feel free to give him a very snarky explanation.