For the Undertale monsters of the castle~

[mediadarling]

So this happened. And Mettaton is very happy about it.

So happy, in fact, that there's going to be a noticeable spike in his HP--which had previously dipped a bit below his usual due to being separated from Blooky and Alphys and his fans for so long.

Anyone who'd like to mercilessly tease him about comment on this little phenomenon in a future thread, please feel very free. :Db

Comments

[systematicsupport]

I just realized I have a character who is used to reading souls, and will probably notice this very quickly. And will probably have a lot of questions.

Wowie Mettaton are you super gay?

[dustless]

(lemme tell ya frisk will be so fuckin' gleeful if they hear about this)

[mediadarling]

Excellent. And then he can ask Mom all sorts of questions.

The gayest, darling!

[mediadarling]

(If Sans doesn't gossip about it first, Mettaton will be broadcasting this to the entire universe. Frisk is gonna hear about it.)

ENJOY YOUR NEW UNCLE! ♥

[dustless]

CONFUSED SQUINTING are u and ryoji getting married uncle metta isn't that a little fast

[mediadarling]

Excellent idea! And no, Frisk-darling, this isn't fast in the slightest--a star's life moves at high speeds, after all!

Now where does the castle keep its rings....

[notsogrimreaper]

UH RYOJI AGREES WITH FRISK... marriage is a little sudden!

[mediadarling]

Oh, well, if Ryoji isn't ready yet, Mettaton can wait.

How does getting engaged in a month sound? :D

(No, but for real, he's happy to take it slow. After all, it gives them more time to enjoy every stage of their relationship. ♥ )

[trombones]

nice nice nice nice nice nice

[lightofthestars]

Thank you, Sans, for your role in enabling this to happen. Mettaton will be grumpily grateful. :P

[trombones]

LMFAO HE'S HAPPY TO HELP, MTT. CONGRATS ON YOUR BF.

also man that reminds me. even though I take my own Sans from a PSL-driven point I always forget to keep my own shit consistent?? because Sans is technically used to seeing Mettaton dating someone else. do you think it would be funny if that got brought up eventually?

like honestly Sans wouldn't even care to begin, and I def don't wanna shove ships in your face! I'm honestly just thinking about it for the humor factor

[facedanger]

AWW <3

honestly undyne's probably not even gonna notice anything unless someone comes right out and tells her (partly because she just got here and partly because she's got a massive blind spot in regards to romantic things). She'd just assume the HP spike was from doing a lot of training or something maybe?

THEY STILL GOTTA INVITE HER TO THE WEDDING THOUGH. she'll hate it but she'll need to be able to give alphys the play-by-play

[buttercup_eater]

WOW, GROSS

SMELLS LIKE ROMANCE COOTIES

[andthebat]

Batman says no getting married until Ryoji's at least graduated college. >:|

(Why Batman thinks he gets a say in this is anyone's guess?)

[notsogrimreaper]

Ryoji's not sure if he can graduate! He only has like a month of school under his belt. ;; Does he have to go through elementary and high school too?

(Because he's Batdad, and Batdad has to keep the kids in line.)

[notsogrimreaper]

OH NO RYOJI KNEW METTATON DESERVED BETTER.

HE'S A HOMEWRECKER.

[notsogrimreaper]

It was definitely training. Training to help a dumb idiot with his CRIPPLING DEPRESSION. Through make outs.

WEDDINGS HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE. Batman says Ryoji has to finish school first and since... Ryoji's only been to a month of school in his life he's got elementary, high school and university.

[notsogrimreaper]

SORRY CHARA

THE WHOLE CASTLE HAS THEM

COOTIES SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE YOU KNOW

[buttercup_eater]

KILL 'EM WITH FIRE, THEN

JUST BURN THE WHOLE CASTLE TO THE GROUND

[andthebat]

He can take a high school equivalency test! And Toriel and Batman can help him study for it! And afterwards he can apply for college!

Er, in theory. If they weren't stuck in a floating sky castle, anyway.

[trombones]

BRO CHILL THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT

[facedanger]

SOUNDS TO ME like Mettaton and Undyne are training for the same thing. GENTLE SMOOCHES FOR SAD NERDS.

OMG that's a lot of school, poor ryoji. good thing we've got like... at least two teachers here?? (undyne doesn't count because she'll be no help at all w/ academics)

[mettaton_rex]

Totally not consumed with envy over here. Nope. (meanwhile the mun is squeeing a little, congratulations guys :D ♥)

[fiery_goatmother]

Awww. ♥ Mettaton, Toriel is thrilled for you. Just no making out in front of the kids though, nobody's allowed to do that on her watch.

[notsogrimreaper]

Ryoji is very grateful for the help studying! It's... something to think about for when they are no longer stuck, at least.