For the Undertale monsters of the castle~

[mediadarling]

So this happened. And Mettaton is very happy about it.

So happy, in fact, that there's going to be a noticeable spike in his HP--which had previously dipped a bit below his usual due to being separated from Blooky and Alphys and his fans for so long.

Anyone who'd like to mercilessly tease him about comment on this little phenomenon in a future thread, please feel very free. :Db

Comments

[notsogrimreaper]

RYOJI HAS JUST ABOUT NO CHILL.

[notsogrimreaper]

TBH IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. Sad guilty nerds covered in yellow.

If he takes remedial classes and doesn't sleep maybe he can finish school before having to leave the castle. Maybe. Undyne save him he's so bored

[notsogrimreaper]

DO NOT BURN THE CASTLE TO THE GROUND.

JUST ACCEPT THE LOVE.

[notsogrimreaper]

oh my god. Ryoji might be a little flustered if he ever learned King Mettaton is jealous. He didn't know he was so irresistible!

(it's really stupid cute i'm glad it happened)

[notsogrimreaper]

PROTECT THE CHILDREN. Ryoji's already friends with the skelebabies and the Frisks, so he wants to protect their innocence too, don't worry Toriel.

[trombones]

DAMN DUDE

[fiery_goatmother]

See, now she approves of you even more, Ryoji. ♥

[mediadarling]

Oh, come on, Ryoji can totally marry him and go to college. It's not an either-or situation, darling!

(Somebody's gotta be the dad around here?)

[mediadarling]

NO, SWEETHEART, HE PROMISES YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR HIM!! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THAT MISERABLE BAG OF BONES IS TALKING ABOUT. /GLARING AT SANS

[mediadarling]

Yeah, uh, maybe Sans should...not say anything in front of Ryoji. XD;;

[mediadarling]

At this point, between Ryoji, Alphys, and Blooky, Mettaton is a pro at sad nerds. IF YOU EVER NEED ANY HELP WITH SAD NERDS, HE IS THERE.

[mediadarling]

/rubs hands ALL OVER CHARA

Now you have cooties too. >)

[trombones]

LMFSKDLHFKLJAS DON'T WORRY HE WON'T. I literally just realized this is prob isn't that funny anyway so I won't mention it anyway, 100% my bad

[mediadarling]

Don't apologise--it's totally cool! Sans can mention it in front of Mettaton and enjoy Mettaton getting annoyed at him. I'm sure Sans will enjoy making robro here get all huffy. :P

[mediadarling]

The same way Mettaton is totally not going to take a great deal of pleasure hand-holding with Ryoji and being all lovey in front of King Mettaton. Oh boys. (Yay, thank you! ♥♥♥ )

[mediadarling]

Mettaton is thrilled for him too! :P Oh, come now, Toriel, the kids need to learn the facts of life sometime!!

[trombones]

Haha, okay! If not, Sans will def be annoying him in all kinds of ways anyhow.

[buttercup_eater]

do that and they'll tear ur beautiful legs off and use them as garden trellises

Q(｀⌒´Q)

they smol but they tuff

[mediadarling]

WOW RUDE

Mettaton was just trying to share the love--there's no need to share the LOVE!

[mediadarling]

Because this dude makes it so, so easy. XD

[buttercup_eater]

don't touch them with ur glittery hands, metal man.

[trombones]

too true tbh

idea though: sans teleports on and off during mettaton's performance rehearsal to say hi

that or he keeps doing it but he's subtle enough that nobody knows he's there until they watch the recording

and sans was the one recording it to begin with

[notsogrimreaper]

But they have to be reasonable! Let Ryoji have a back up plan! ...Because there's totally a possibility these nerds would ever break up.

[notsogrimreaper]

I’m very sorry Sans. I know Ryoji seems chill but he’s a tightly wound ball of self-worth issues and trauma and yellow yarn.

[notsogrimreaper]

Yay! He likes getting approval!